The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 1013 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.194 billion Terrible Farming Nation 1013ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The Terrible Farming Nation 1013ian economy, worth 93.9 trillion terrible monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,803 terrible monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible Farming Nation 1013's national animal is the terrible animal.

Terrible Farming Nation 1013 is ranked 236,432^nd in the world and 8,797^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.73 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.